- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

What's the deal with airline food?

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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