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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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