Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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That's not what she said.

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vaginas

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A women president

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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