Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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You're*

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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I lost my tractor.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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