- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

what's worst than being gay? being black

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

my shift key is broken1

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

A women's opinion.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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