why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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