What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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