What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

full house

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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