Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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This sentence is false.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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