Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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