If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is cold? Winter

Life is an elephant, get married.

Woman.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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