- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

What's the deal with airline food?

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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