- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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