A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lost my tractor.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Anti Joke

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