- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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