- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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