What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Billy Cundiff.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Women's Rights.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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