- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Woman's Rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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