Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I Have a Black Friend

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tea with milk?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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