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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

a horse walks into a blender ow

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?