What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

thumb_up thumb_down -33

boo

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's upside down? umop apisdn

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

thumb_up thumb_down -37

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

thumb_up thumb_down -39

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

thumb_up thumb_down -41

You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops