- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Ms. Smoot's class

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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