guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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