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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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