What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

neil patrick harris

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your mama's so fat.

Leave her alone...

Obama

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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