What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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School

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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