- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*