- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A man made a sandwich.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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