SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Women's rights.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the man without a tongue say...

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How did the girl die? 25.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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