- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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