The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

rebecca is a hard worker

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the book disappear?

Tim and Eric

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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