Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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