- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

my shift key is broken1

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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