Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your existance.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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the love boat

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im black

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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