- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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