- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

modern love

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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