- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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