Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Well educated black man.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Gorden Brown.

Anti Joke

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