- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

This one time at band camp....

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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