What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Wombat monkey juice.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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