Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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