What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Yes.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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