- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Women's rights.

Woman's rights

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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