If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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pickle juice?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Dani barton= lovely

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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