- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger was with his friends

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Dani barton= lovely

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

where wally? wallys a myth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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