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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Women Sports.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Spotto

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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