- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Girls

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

crap!!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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