Bake until golden at 375

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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you will now laugh.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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