Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

my captcha says : forkin chickens

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

thumbs up!

where wally? wallys a myth.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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