- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

what do you watch ? a tv

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

i cant think of one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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