- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Bake until golden at 375

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

you will now laugh.

Womens rights.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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