- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Whats white and sticky fluff

Membean

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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