Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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whats 2+2? 4

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Spell: “This word”

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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