What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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antijoke is the best website.

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Jerry.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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