- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dogs in my home.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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