Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Black People.

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ass in my face ? no

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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