Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

I'm gay. No homo.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

salad days!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

i dont like chris

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

mark is mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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