- Anti Joke

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.