- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

I am on a escalator.

That's not what she said.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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