- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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