What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Spell: “This word”

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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