two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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knock knock. come in.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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