- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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:O + :P = 69

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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