- Anti Joke

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

modern love

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering