Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Black People.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Ken wins!

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

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