What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Thanks

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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