- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

canaan and mallory

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

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