- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

you just contradicted yourself.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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